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IM NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM NOT DEAD!!!...i just dont do this much anymore...at all.
 

NINAAAAA A BLOG JUST FOR YOU...I EVEN PUT IT AT THE TOP OF MY PAGE SO YOU'D SEE IT!

NIIIIINNNNAAAAA
no way am i too cool, no way would i run off with jinx and no WAY would i have monkey sex with him hahaha...maybe hippo sex bu---hahaha joking i wouldnt touch jinx with a 10 foot pole.. haha cause last i heard he was dead. funny thing is, i deleted him off my msn today lol... ANYWAY ninjabear im writing you your own special blog because i cant get onto YOURs because my computer is being anal.... and joel is nowhere near it.
SO... im barely on this space anymore because
a) im kinda addicted to myspace but i check to see if you've visited me regularly still
b) im kinda really stressed because i have a mountain of work to do and my HSC is in like 3 months
c) i can barely ever get onto your space and when i do i leave a small comment because im afraid that if i write something long it'll freeze up on me, and delete it n then i get pissed off n write nothing.
 
btw joel's gona be cuuuut lol.... feel spesh ninja, you have your own blog!!!!
joel look what i named you on myspace. 'likes pie, long walks in the park, and ass raping'
 
love u long time.
im fuckin tired and i havent started this assessment.
 
 

again...a day late

my legs HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i HIKED on the weekend...HIKED!!!!!!!!! it was heaps good but... so many funny things happened... i had a good weekend... and i cant really think of anything to rant about that i hate except the fact that my legs hurt because i hiked over 35 kilometers on the weekend...
oooh ill tell u wot else... when u camp in a 'dried up' river bed and it pisses down rain... yeah... only my tent filled up with water... it was karma for laughing at the hungarians for sleeping in a cave i guess.... the cave was warmer and drier than my tent but..... ooh i LOVE GLOWSTICKS (thanx to pippa haha) no serious dude, those expired glow sticks were sic!!! i took them camping and it was what put a smile on our faces when we were attempting to dry all our wet clothes/sleeping mats and shit by the fire at 11.30 at night. i remembered i brought them and it made it all better lol... fuckin awesome....
it was an experience anyway.... im so sore now though.
peace x.

this is a day late

my monday rant is a day late because of spyware.
i HATE spyware.
that is what pissed me off last week. that, and my ex boyfriend.
peace xx

so i joined this sound off thing...

yeah i joined this sound off whatchyamacallit and im sposed to rant about what pissed me off this week, i rant every monday... and todays monday...i think so here goes.
yeah i hate used car salesmen... i bought a car from one (im not gona name it, most ppl in know know who it is, and if u look at my back numberplate it will say it anyway) BUT yeah theres something wrong with my central locking button... and i went in to ask about it AND about the timing belt... something that costs $300 to replace, but a few grands worth of damage if it just breaks from old age.... there is no indication that this timing belt had been replaced. so i went into the place and asked to see the dude who sold it to me... this was a saturday.... his snooty faced up himself son said 'ill get him to call u back on monday hes not here right now' .....monday came and went.... for another three weeks.... so today..which is also a monday... the 4th monday... i called back and said Look i just want to know if you guys know anything about the timing belt on this car.... the dude i spoke to just blew it off and said 'ill get someone to call you back about your button'.... so what pisses me off is, the fact that what u hear about used car salesmen is true... they're untrustworthy... but also this dude blew me off like i was some ditzy chick who had no idea what i was talking about when i DID... JUST because im a 17 yr old FEMALE doesnt mean i dont know jack all about what im talking about. im sick of being talked down to because im a young chick... so i eventually rang a mechanic and asked for a quote on a timing belt and he was NICE...
oh and why is it that just because i have bright pink seat covers and a fully sick mcdonalds frog hanging from my rearview, i'm prissy? ok i wore high heels to monster trucks last year but i DIDNT KNOW there was going to be sand!!!!!!! so what. yeah so im some prissy little princess... but im not... i dont wear makeup and massive earrings to the beach. i dont check my makeup just before i see boys.. i will jump off a god damn bridge into water if i feel like it. i'll do what the boys do...IM NOT PRISSY!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
so yeah thats what pissed me off...
1. used car salesmen
2. gender discrimination
3. being called a prissy chick
 
 
hope it entertains... :|

THIS IS THE BEST SONG IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm So Postmodern - The Bedroom Philosopher

I'm so postmodern that I just don't talk anymore,
I wear different coloured t-shirts according to my mood.

I'm so postmodern that I work from home
as a surf life saving consumer hotline.

I'm so postmodern that all my clothes are made out of sleeping bags,
I don't need pockets, I'm a pocket myself.

I'm so postmodern I go to parties I'm not invited to
and locate the vegemite and write my name on everyone.

I'm so postmodern that I write reviews for funerals,
and heckle at weddings from inside a suitcase.

I'm so postmodern I'm going to adopt a child,
and teach him how to knit, and call him Adolf Diggler.

I'm so postmodern that I breakdance in waiting rooms,
play Yahtzee in nightclubs, at three in the afternoon.

I'm so postmodern I only go on dates that last thirteen minutes,
via walky talky, while hiding under the bed.

I'm so postmodern I invite strangers to my house,
and put on a slide show of other people's nans.

I'm so postmodern I went home and typed up everything you said,
and printed it out in wingdings, and gave it back to you.

I'm so postmodern I held an art exhibition -
a Chuppa Chup stuck to a swimming cap, and no one was invited.

I'm so postmodern I make alphabet soup,
and dye it purple, and pour it on the lawn.

I'm so postmodern I request Hey Mona on karaoke,
then sing my life story to the tune of My Sharona.

I'm so postmodern I only think in palendromic haikus -
(insert palendromic haiku).

I'm so postmodern that I sit down to wee,
and stand up to poo, at job interviews.

I'm so postmodern that I dress up as Santa,
in the middle of August, and haunt golf courses.

I'm so postmodern that I cut off all my hair,
and knitted it into a beanie, and threw it off a bridge.

I'm so postmodern that I stole everyone's mail,
and cut them up into a ransom note and hid it in a thermos.

I'm so postmodern I take my leggo to the supermarket
and build my own shopping trolley, and only buy one nut.

I'm so postmodern I wrote a letter to the council -
...I think it was 'M.'

I'm so postmodern I bought a round the world plane ticket,
and stuffed my clothes with eggplant and pretended it was me.

I'm so postmodern I've got a tattoo of my pin number
in heiroglyphics on my neighbour's guide dog.

I'm so postmodern I fought my way into parliament,
and made a law banning Nuttelex, and then moved to Spain.

I'm so postmodern that I iron all my lettuce leaves,
put my shirts in the crisper - they're real crisp.

I'm so postmodern I give live mice to buskers,
dirty tea towels to the Mormons, and pavlova to crabs.

I'm so postmodern that I live in a tent,
on a platform of skateboards that's tied to a tram.

I'm so postmodern I write four thousand-word essays
on the cultural significance of party pies.

I'm so postmodern I recite Shakespeare at KFC drive thru's,
through a megaphone, in sign language.

I'm so postmodern I'm going to watch the Olympics
on a black & white TV, with the sound down.

I'm so postmodern I go to the gym after hours,
push up against the door, then cry myself to sleep.

I'm so postmodern I wrote a trilogy of novels
from the perspective of a possum that Jesus patted once.

I'm so postmodern that I marry all my friends,
soak myself in metho, and tell them that they've changed.

I'm so postmodern I bought every book written in 1963
as a reading challenge, and clogged up a waterslide.

I'm so postmodern I think I might be a god
in my undies rolling in sugar, in the carpark of a rodeo.

I'm so postmodern I prerecorded this song,
and laced a message subliminally telling Shane Porteous to buy a smock.


sleep status - absent

i heart booger-head <3

drunken pics

ch-ch-check it out... photos, bea and pippa get drunk 17/04/06
we were so goone :p

NO MORE EXAMS!!!! :)

yeah thats right.. no more. :D stoked. im on holidays now :D Modern History exam sucked balls but... it wasn't HARD..i just wish i knew more, and i could structure my essays Forsyth style lol.i know i failed that bit. meh its all over now and i am officially on holidays! YEWW!

your jeans are too tight. your jeans are too tight. i can see the moon and it is not yet night...

no but seriously... my jeans are TOO tight... and i just bought them. this is it. these are the coolest jeans ever and im GOING to fit into them! Its my goal. i will HANG them on my wall and look at them ever day until i fit into them. come on! as if you WOULDNT buy LEE Denim at 50% off... 50 PERCENT OFF!!! they're only a teeny bit tight... but meh... IM FITTING INTO THEM... enter bea the health freak... ...i just ate chocolate. fuck.
serious but. im gonna do this. we went shopping today.. omg bought sooo much stuff lol. :D love u mama.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
bea
 
Your Chances of Getting Hit By Lightning Go Up If You Stand Under A Tree, Shake Your Fist At The Sky, And Say "Storms Suck!" - Johnny Carson.

stoked!

Mami bought me a car :) its a 1995 Ford Laser Ghia and its so cool! And i just got Pink seat covers for it!! argh.. so stoked :D:D:D haha, i shall name him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.
 
 

I adopted a cute lil' giraffe fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I adopted a cute lil' cow fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

 

 

 

 

 

 

omg hooray fetus! Well exams are this week.. and i'v already done english and Senior Science... shit, where do people get off calling it 'general science' its worse than social maths. Anyhu, 'general science' was waaaay easy, i hope i went okay lol. Got Art tomorrow and then i dont have another one til Tuesday, which is Modern...shiiit, thats the stressful one.

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just a little funny to brighten your day.

Peace and love and all that other shit..

bea xxooxxooxxoxxooxxooxxooxxooxxoo

thingy

 

LAST PERSON WHO...

x. Slept in your bed ?: me...slept in it that is...

x. Saw you cry?:  hmm i dont know lol.. last person that heard me cry was frenchy

x. Made you cry ?:  frenchy...but it wast HIM that made me, it was what he said...about someone else, which reminded me of what a bad day i had and yeah...

x. Told you they loved you ?:  pierre :)

x. You shared a drink with ?:  its been a while lol..i dont usually share

x. You went to the movies with ?:   wade

x. You went to the shops with ?:  myself

x. Yelled at you ?:    ...mum probably

x. Sent you an e-mail ?: Shayna i think

x. Sent you a text message ?:  pierre

OU EVER...

x. Said "I love you" and meant it ?:  yeah

x. Given someone a bath ?:  yeah lol

x. Broken a bone ?:   no

x. Gotten in a fight with your pet ?: yeh...last night.. the stupid dog wouldnt shut the HELL UP

x. Broken the law ?:  oh yeah...speeding lol

x. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble ?:   if it works, i dont see why i cant

x. Gone skinny dipping ?:  No, when i was about 3, but i guess it wouldnt have been called that then... no, that was kiddie porn hahaha jks

x. Made yourself throw-up ?:  when i was little..i was sitting on nannas couch n i discovered that i could put my hand down my throat..... never again but... eww i spewed all over charlie rabbit

x. Danced naked ?:  danced in my underwear...not nakey tho

x. Dreamt something really crazy and then it happened the next day ?: no.. elements of the dream maybe...but not the next day

x. Wish you were the opposite sex ?: um..only when uncle red comes to stay

x. Had an imaginary friend ?: lol no, i was the kid who imagined i had an imaginary friend, my friends had one, and i wanted one, so i pretended i hadone, but i couldnt see him..u kno what i mean..

x. Do you have a crush on someone ?:  i wouldnt call it a crush.... who says crush these days

x. What book are you reading now ?:  um...im almost finished the truth about diamonds, Nicole Richie...sadish i know, but its actually pretty good, apparently its better than paris hilton's book anyway... but i havent picked it up for ages... next will be the sisterhood of the travelling pants..the third, i cant remember what its called. i mean i want to read it, i own it. i just dont own much time anymore :(

x. Worst feeling in the world ?:  loss!

x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal ?:  um kinda, they sit at the top of my bed, and if i move around too much, in the morning they're head first in the bin... eww


x. What's under your bed ?:  stuff.. lol i have no idea

x. Favorite sport to watch ?:  haa i get a kick out of swimming.... something about the record line.. i dunno LOL haha, nah um tennis is alright....once u get into it

x. Piercings/tattoos ?:  ears, belly button... i gt 2 in my ears...

STUFF...

x. Do you do drugs ?:  yes, yes i do...

x. What country would you most like to visit ?:  Italy, Hawaii..lol

x. Who are your closest chick mates ?: dlol chick mates? hahaha my girlz, cil, jess, kirst and melman..haha

x. What are you most scared of ?:  dying...is that good enough?

x. What clothes do you sleep in ?:  my pj’s or underwear...or the nude LOL jks....

x. Been in Love ?: yeah i think so

x. Do you drive ?:  NYES!

x. Do you have a job ?:  yeah

x. Do you like being around people ?: i do... i dont really like being alone... lol

x. What kind of shampoo do you use ?:  umm at the moment Fructus... but when i get my hair done i use purple shampoo to keep my blondes blonde lol

EXTRA STUFF...

x. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with ?:  yeah

x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did ?: yeah..

x. Want someone you don't have right now ?:  yeh...depends....want someone with u that u dont have right now? otherwise no...i got him lol..

x. Which do you prefer, gold or silver ?:  silver

x. Are you lonely right now ?:  not really no...

x. Which do you prefer, long or short hair ?:  Long on me.. short on them... haha but not heaps sort ewww

x. Have you ever been called a tease ?: lol many a time...

x. Have you ever been drunk ?:  u all know the answer to that... lol...

x. Your best physical feature ?: no im not going to be all vain and say nothing... because im not looking for attention haha... probably my skin.. haha and my curly hair..when its good...

x. Do you prefer Pepsi or Coke ?:  coke definitely all the way...

x. Do you prefer McDonalds or Burger King ?:  mcdonalds... even tho i'd prefer neither

x. Which is better, single or group dates ?: single

x. Vanilla or chocolate ?:  chocolate

x. Do you swear ?:  yeh lol tryin to cut down... mellow out.. u kno

x. Do you shower daily ?:   im not going to lie, i had to boycott this morning, because my brother has decided to get up 10 mins before me and have a 30 min shower, AND THEN mother does it... but i had one last night, so yeah i do shower daily..


x. Do you believe in yourself ?: i should

x. Do you think you are attractive ?:  lol not to myself haha

x. Are you a health freak ?:  sometimes...

x. Do you like thunderstorms ?:  yeah i love them haha

x. Song thats stuck in your head a lot ?:   at the moment, Yes! We hav no bananas.... :| its SO annoying lol

x. Which is better pizza or chocolate ?:  chocolate

x. What was the last movie you saw ?: WHITE CHICKS

x. Do you want to get married ?:  yeah

x. Do you want kids ?:  yeah some day

 
 
FAVOURITE...

x. Room in house ?:  bedroom  

x. Eye colour ?:  Hazel or brown

x. Favourite hair colou r?: Blonde on me...brown on them.. haha

x. Type(s) of music ?:  anything, as long as its good

x. Band(s) ?:  we'll be here a while...ok maroon 5, three days grace, basement jaxx, the beautiful girls, fall out boy, pendulum...ARGH SO MANY

x. Perfume or cologne ?: Fantasy – Britney Spears, So...? Kiss Me, Diesel Green

 

 IN THE LAST 72 HOURS, HAVE YOU...

x. Cried ?:  how long ago was wednesday??

x. Bought something ?:Yeah... i got blac skinny jeans and a black n grey jumper today... and a book thing and i bought food last night lol...

x. Gotten sick ?:  i FELT sick....

x. Sang ?:  yep in the car today

x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them ?:  yeah, and did...

x. Met someone new ?:  haha yes actually.... James..from EB haha he introduced himself to us LOL

x. Missed someone ?: yeah

x. Hugged someone ?:  yeah

x. Kissed someone ?:  yeah :p

x. What are you listening to right now ?: Pendulum - Hold Your Colour

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

and the moral of the story is....

you dont slide down a flagpole if you're a male. you're bound to rip your ballsack.
especially if ur intoxicated because then they cant OPERATE on you for 20 hours.
 

i really need to do english...

ARGH!!!!! english is due tomorrow and i wish i hadn't left my folder with ALL my notes in the back of Mel's car...i have  made a pact to myself to do it today but i have been asleep and on the phone until not and it is 11.55am.. shit. i really shouldnt stay on the phone so late at night but its fun :O
 
sorry 2 cil, i wont write about it again.
 
okay REALLY need to do english now.
ttfn
bea xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoox
 

YAY for SPEW GREEN!!!

omg, everything happens when im NOT HERE!!!!!!! someone was obviously killed last night in my street cause mum sent me a message sayin that the cops have blocked off the whole intersection near my  house nd that a forensic cop was taking photos... i reckon it was a hit and run, from one of the party house oxygen theives...ah well,  wont tell you my whole theory because it starts getting a tad bit racially explicit and we dont want cronulla visiting my blog haha.
anyhu i was in manly yesterday at wade's sister's wedding. it was so pretty.. and then i slept on wade's other sister's lounge in crows nest i think it was...this lounge thing is starting to become a habit... aww my legs are so hurty, i cant wear heels for too long haha.. anyhu this is my last free weekend, as i am back to working thursdays and sundays (yay sunday in charge chick) so im really kinda dying to go out tonight... n the only thing on is milton show haha and im not going THAT far...
Freya's party next weekend YEEW! haha...i probably wont even go caus i gotta work but oh well i might.
anyway chickens, best b off
love and other indoor sports
bea xxxxxxxxoxxxxxxxx
 
And Remember Kids.... 
The condom is named after inventor, Dr. Charles Condom

i think i had a microsleep

TO A PERSON WHO WOULD OBVIOUSLY KNOW WHO SHE IS ONCE SHE READS THIS ; YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS IN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH WADE.NOR DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME, OR MY SITUATION AT THE MOMENT. SO WHY DONT U BAC THA FUC OFF AND QUIT SAYIN SHIT ABOUT STUFF U DONT HAVE HALF A CLUE ABOUT AND MAKING SHIT UP ABOUT ME. MY LIFE IS NONE OF YOUR BEEZWAX THANKU. 4/3/06
 
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im sooooooooooo tired...last night was good...hahaha u shoulda heard the phonecall i got from mum this morning
 
"where are u"
"vincentia"
"ur out early"
"i stayed here, went to a party last night"
"you're not allowed to go to parties"
"yeah i am"
"did wade go with you"
"no he was in batemans bay"
"who were you with, where did u stay"
"priscilla, marie, jake, helen, jess, daniel, mel...i stayed at clintons place"
"who's clinton??"
"i tell u this every time, its priscilla's boyfriend"
"oh.. did u hook up with that hot boy?"
"what?.. no"
"why not?"
 
if u didnt realise, the bold is my mum... she's a dick.dont know what the hell she was going on about hooking up lol..
anyway last night was pretty good. sucks bein deso driver but hey... i freaked out because the passenger side window wouldnt go up, the button wasnt working, and then it worked, and then i backed into the wire fence and got it stuck on my towbar and funnily enough the biggest asshole in the whole grade HELPED me, i think he was high. no damage to the car but i didnt see the fence...i dragged it a bit i think... MEH! funny how alcohol and drunkeness brings people together..hahaha the shower was gold!!!! serves the bastard right to brag about audrey...i found an outdoor shower thing, and my arch enemies and i lured this prick under it and turned it on.. it was gold!!! pure gold! and steph spewed her guts up...just before she got into my car...lucky it wasnt any later. yeah so i got to vincentia at about 1.45am and fell asleep on clintons lounge still wearing the pink fishnets, red bra, 3 wedgies and the devil horns.. i just changed the top..woke up in the morning and the horns were still on. i got about 4 hrs sleep in total..omg i looked like such a hoe! my "costume "was great!
ill have to add photos when i get them from cilla... they were so cool... i dont know where my massive blow up dice aka my bling went though... last time i saw it was at about 11 when ppl were playing footy with it. i think it must have popped...
my arm smells like mudshake...
EVERYBODY SEND ME THEIR PHOTOS FROM MAREES PARTY!!!
must sleep now..
bea xx
 
4.37pm - i just woked up.... man i feel weird.
does anyone know where my bling got to?
4.40pm - OMGOMGOMGOMG i forgot... hahaha there was this other guy sleeping at clintons last night...and he slept in later than us and cil n clint made me go into his room and lay next to him so that they could come in a go "WOAH WHAT HAPPENED HERE LAST NIGHT" just to make him think he got some.. haha, so i did, and then clinton came in to scream at him and it was then that we noticed the guy was holding his dick...like, wanking in his sleep... i fell off the bed pissing myself laughing/screaming etc sooooo funny!
 
omg... mel smoked... i didnt see her smoke some of freyas... she had some when we were talking to jenny and someone else... MEL!!!!! yeh the cop guy.... he followed me around because i stole his tie... but i have it back... but then he tried to lick my arm..well he smelled it... but in a very licky like way...that carnie/clown stole my bling.. hahaha and sam got dacked and everyone saw his thingy... ahhyahahaha

blah

yay tafe :| Barby misses u jess...... its so good having ur P's...
work is cutting my shifts down to thursday nights caus im too expensive and we havent been making turnover, meaning they'll probably fire me soon. they'll realise soon enough that they need me caus im the best junior there cause jesse's starting the traineeship next week.
somebody farkin comment...
byebye
bea

The Hallmark Holiday

Ah, valentines day. The one day of the year where all the couples at school are canoodaling 1000x more than usual, and its not as if they dont make you sick normally. Thats why i like having a boyfriend out of school, cause then u can spend time with your friends. Except this valentines day my boyfriend had the shits with me. Im not going to go into detail, i dont want everyone to know why, i dont really want to share it anymore than i have. To put it plainly, i lied to him. Nothing BIG but yeah... and im sorry. But im pretty sure we're alright now, cept he didnt get me a present or anything, and i spent my last few bucks on a card for him. I havent seen him yet but he said he hasnt gotten me anything.
what can you do..
valentines is a pointless Hallmark holiday. you should love your partner every day of the year, and not just in mid february. then again, there might be alot less couples if there wasnt a valetines day, only because its an opportunity for the single and looking who are crushing on someone to make some kind of move. then its also a day where peoplebreak up because the boy has stupidly forgotten the day and didnt get the girl a present...
oh no, wade didnt forget... he just didnt, period.
Love to much on this Boxing Day of Valentines.....
Bea xx

coconut tastes weird

art makes me so angry. mrs schieb makes me angry. i DONT want to take photos of peoples arses or whatever else they hate about their body. im looking at PERFECTION for my body of work NOT IMPERFECTIONS, or HATES,...body image, yes, but i DONT WANT TO TAKE PHOTOS OF BUMS AND BOOBS AND FAT BARBIES...SHE WANTS ME TO TAKE PHOTOS OF FAT PEOPLE.....I DONT WANT MY BODY OF WORK WITH ROLLS AND STUFF THAT MAKES ME WANNA SPEW! im just so angry now because i have my idea, and i know my idea, and she wont take my idea into account, because it sounds shit because i dont know how to explain it. Im going to write it out, im going to DRAW DIAGRAMS, ill TELL her what my photos are about. grr 'you cant just take pictures of a pretty face' then why are you letting tyler do a self portrait? im not saying he's pretty either... i wont repeat the donkey comment hahaha.. but shit. she's gona let some person take a photo of himself and submit that as his BOW, but i spend ages taking black and white portraits of people, the looks on their faces HAVE MEANING, and she's all 'you cant just take photos of pretty people' i dont think she even took notice of the photography. argh im so angry.
 
started my new tafe course on monday... in WEST NOWRA... it was ok. the teacher has never taught before so he's kinda bludgy...so he's gold in my books lol.
 
anyhu im going
till later
bea...
oh and what the hell is the go with the year 11's skirts? they're soo short, tey looks like a bunch of skanks...wait, thats cause they are! but seriously, they think they're so hot this year.. they're still the same yr 10's that i didnt like last year.
 bye
 
 

oh and whoever that sick fuck is that's leaving anonymous comments again... no, actually, the black and white portraits of other people that i mentioned, are just that, OF OTHER PEOPLE... so u can take ur comment and shove it up your arse. and my superficial bubble world or whatever u call it, is not all 'im hot my boyfriends hot my friends are hot' ACTUALLY so u can also stick that up ur arse too, im sure you'll enjoy it. hahaha 'everyone likes me' obviously u dont know me at all because i KNOW not 'everyone likes me'. there are probably more people that hate me than like me but do you see me caring. i know who i'v got and thats what matters. sorry to burst your bubble of gutlessness... leave ur fucking name u dumb gutless attention whore.

 

Tour Dates

okay my partay people... found out at work today...
OPETH have announced their Australian Tour, Hitting our shores in April.
Thurs April 20 - PERTH - Capitol Theatre
Fri April 21 - ADELAIDE - Thebarton Theatre
Sun April 23 - MELBOURNE - The Forum
Mon April 24 - MELBOURNE - The Forum
Tues April 25 - SYDNEY - Big Top Luna Park
Thurs April 27 - BRISBANE - The Arena
 
 
HATEBREED - Australian East Coast Tour
Touring with KORN, DISTURBED and 10 YEARS
Mon April 24 - BRISBANE ENTERTAINMENT CENTRE
Thurs April 27 - SYDNEY SUPERDOME
Sat April 29 - MELBOURNE VODAFONE ARENA
 
tix @ www.ticketek.com.au  or Ph - 132849
 
NEW BAND JUST SIGNED WITH ROADRUNNER RECORDS
SANCTITY - a straight-up, guitar-based, melodic heavy metal band. watch the self financed, band's fans favourite track 'Zeppo' here --> www.roadrunnerrecords.com/artists/Sanctity
 
 
BLEEDING THROUGH Kill To believe video (not for feint hearted) www.roadrunnerrecords.com.au/shared/downloads/BleedingThrough/kittlo_med.mov
The Official site - www.bleedingthrough.com
 
DEVILDRIVER posted new video 'End Of Line' at www.devildriver.com/video.htm
 
STONESOUR are ready to step foot back into the studio to record their second album.
 
THE WHITEROOM tour (in order of occurrence)
Wed 1st Feb 9.00pm - The Excelsior Hotel SYDNEY
Thurs 2nd Feb 8.00pm - Ding Dong Lounge MELBOURNE
Fri 3rd Feb 9.00pm - Barwon Club GEELONG
Wed 8th Feb 8.00pm - The Excelsior Hotel SYDNEY
Thurs 9th Feb 8.00pm - Ding Dong Lounge MELBOURNE
Wed 15th Feb 8.00pm - The Excelsior Hotel SYDNEY
Thurs 16th Feb 8.00pm- Ding Dong Lounge MELBOURNE
Wed 22nd Feb 8.00pm - The Excelsior Hotel SYDNEY
Thurs 23rd Feb 8.00pm - Ding Dong Lounge MELBOURNE
 
 
ILL NINO tour dates
Tuesday Feb 28th
PERTH, The Lookout 18+
 
Thursday March 2nd
MELBOURNE, The Palace 18+
www.palace.com.au & Missing Link
 
Friday March 3rd
SYDNEY, Roundhouse UNSW - Lic All Ages
www.ticketek.com.au Ph 132 849 & Utopia Records
 
Sunday March 5th
BRISBANE, The Arena 18+
www.ticketek.com.au Ph 132 849, Rockinghorse Records and Skinnys Music
 apparently STATIC X are playing with ILL NINO..tnx joel
 
So there it is people.
Much Luv..
Bea xx 
 
Please note ; this is basically copied from the roadrunner newsletter email i found at work ..its new though...
 
JOEL I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS hahaha...
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:)

"go plait your shit moggy."
 
charming , mum.
 
 
JOEL!!! IM COOKING EGG PIE AGAIN! ENABLE YOUR COMMENTS YOU TWAT!

Confessions of a Retail Assistant.

the general public are disgusting
but now that i think about it, every single one of us is part of 'the general public'...(im so tempted to type the general pubic and leave it...LOL).. but honestly, they really are disgusting.
i was made to sweep the floor at work today, and therewas a slush puppies cup and straw sitting there on the floor... what? do these stupid people think "oh i'll just leave it there for some stupid Junior staff member to clean it up" well that junior staff member was me, and though i like to see the stupid, young ones as the junior staff, who i usually make sweep, I had to do it. but its not just that... people leave reciepts, coffee cups from michelles and icecream napkins in the racks... (those i DONT touch).
and as if that wasnt enough, some stupid lady rang up and had a whinge about me today, and i wasnt even rude to her. just because she took something i said the wrong way....no other customer i have ever served in That damn shop in my whole two years of employment has ever taken the things i say or the little comments the wrong way, or th wrong way enough to storm out, come back, prove me wrong, wait 4 hours and ring Ms 2IC to whinge. ARGH people make me so angry. thank god i have tomorrow off.
the reason i have tomorrow off you ask? well Ms 2IC decided that i am no longer the golden child an she doesnt want to grab my arse anymore and that she doesnt like "the way i have been working with her" (its true, i did on occasion want to throttle her) and decided to cut my hours back for the week... i was thinkin WOO YEAH i dont have to work friday!!!  ROAD TRIP WITH THE GIRLS!!! but she was frickin tryin to rub my nose in it all day... "ur attitude's alot better today" "its okay you have tomorrow off" "enjoy your two days off" and no doubt about it my boss is going to find outabout it and i'll be in even more shit when she gets back... not my fault she's on PowerTrip Pills. i just cant wait til my boss gets back so then i can have my life back. 2 straight weeks on 9-5.30, one whole wednesday of 'bianca gets the smelly customers' and constant "biaaaancaaaa's" from the back room is just too much for me.
i have also come to the conclusion that fat people STINK! and there is a whole colony of people in this town who hve rotting teeth in their face.. yes in their face.  and the shopping centre has a massive cockroach problem. im dead serious... although they're in out backroom, which is located next to the bag shop backroom....dunno if theres a connection... maybe i shouldnt have written that, but really the bags there stink. nothing against the people... really... shutup bea.
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*note - names have been edited so that you can't sue me :)
             like you would anyway. :p nernies
i realise that i do swear too much. 'frickin' is not a swear word. if you find anymore 'swear words' in this blog let me know and ill fix them.

This is the way they'd love if they knew how misery loved me

i got my p's i got my p's i got my p's i got my p's i got my p's!!!!

driving is so much fun lol, but paying for petrol isnt..

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This is the way they'd love if they knew how misery loved me

 

Adopt your own useless blob!adopt a blob....they're completely useless!! i was going to get a canadian one, but he wasnt as hot as normal canadians....

purrrdy..

I GOT THEM I GOT THEM I GOT MY P'S!!!!
how purrdy....WHY ARE THERE ANTS EVERYWHERE????
 
 
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Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

Bianca ...

Occupation
Location
One day you will find me sleeping on your couch or behind your T.V. You will try to wake me up, but i won't move. Then you'll just go to work for 5 hours come back and i'll still be there but i've taken my shoes off. A rich smell of vinegar hangs in the air; "is that her socks?" you'll think to your self. Unsure you pick one up and move it towards you face, thats when i wake up. I look at you, not with disgust but understanding; this happens. I make mayself a cup of tea leave it on a seat and leave. Your flatmate asks "who was that vinegar chap?", you don't know.
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